evil has a job
- hello all who has my slither dvd
Once more its almost the weekend, and once more I almost attempt to
witty tale while skipping on insanity beach. So here goes.
So here I am in the belly of a shadowy organization hell bent on
the world. Or it could just be another super market. The organization
secret many of the people working for it don't know it exist, which
that more difficult to organize a xmas party.
"Ah sit down"
I prefer to stand
"really I prefer tea served by a beautiful maiden, but we can't have
everything. So standing is that to be ever alert not dropping you
for a moment, ready to pounce at any time?"
No its just these pants are overly tight don't don't risk sitting down.
"very well, do you know why your here?"
Well first my mum and dad got married and said lets get a pet, months
I turned up?
"very unamusing. Know agent peasant I can call you agent peasant"
"no I can, I am in charge, right you mission should you choice to
HHAHAHHAHHA oh my, sorry you have no choice in the matter. Is to kill
who has hinder are plans many times"
A agent of a evil organization?
"no my next door neighbor, however he is an agent a travel agent, keeps
wanting me to book a holiday on this island with polar bears and
So are we evil?
"Of cause were evil, you seen all these people walking round in silver
jumpsuits and yellow hats. Plus the living in an dormant volcano may have
given it away, the "honk if your evil" bumper sticker someone placed on my
What about it
"nothing really, it makes this a more friendlier environment. But yes to
remove all doubts yes we are evil, do you think I have this cat for my
health? Evil better be bloody evil otherwise I got that pool of ravines
sharks for nothing"
Don't you need a self destruct button somewhere?
"I don't know? do we? I'll consult the manual lets see"
I'm shocked, I mean I'm a pawn of a organization hell bent on world
domination..... Does it come with health care?
"Yes I believe so its a must in this business, these lot might as well
red shirts. See him?"
AHHHHHH MY CLIPBOARD!!
"know the destruct button"
Well I guess I best get rid of this travel agent, I'll call a taxi know
which is the button for the out side line...
OK OK you can see were this is going. WHAT? NO I WILL NOT, OK here is a
"OH marry me and make me the most happy evil megalomaniac in the world"
"why yes I will, but first would you like a holiday in space? You may get
Their, happy know?
Have a good weekend.
You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me
about your future.
Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - )